To think of what to do and then forget what I had planned.
And they say that Scouting's grand.
Chorus
We went walking in the woodlands, my buddies 3 and me.
The handbook says that nature has a wealth of sights to see.
It's true we sure were sights when we were found eventually,
Mommy won’t you come get me.
I'm not meant to be a camper, I don't know which bird is which.
My weiner fork's all burned up, we come home from hikes and itch.
My sit-upon it fell apart, I made it the wrong stitch,
But I guess I’m stuck at camp
Chorus
But even though I grumble and I mumble and I shout.
Though there are days I wonder what's the best way to get out.
I guess when all is said and done, there isn't any doubt.
I'm glad to be a Scout! (Chorus)
I'm a Nut:
I'm a little acorn round,
Lying on the cold cold ground,
Somebody came and stepped on me,
That is why I'm cracked you see,
I'm a nut,(clap, clap) in a rut,(clap, clap) I'm crazy.
Called myself on the telephone,
Just to see if I was home,
Asked myself out for a date,
Gotta be ready by half past eight!
I'm a nut,(clap, clap) in a rut,(clap, clap) I'm crazy.
Took myself to the picture show,
Sat myself in the very first row,
Wrapped my arms around my waist,
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
I'm a nut,(clap, clap) in a rut,(clap, clap) I'm crazy.
Little Blue Man
One morning while I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve
Chorus: “I wuv you. I wuv you,” said the little blue man.
“I wuv you. I wuv you to bits.”
“I wuv you. I wuv you,” said the little blue man,
And he scared me right out of my wits.
I hurried back to my apartment.
I rushed in and I closed the door,